Meh.
Inferior to Diablo 2:Lord Of Destruction.

The awesomeness of my information kiosks knows no bounds.

Eh?
....No.
This game is not good....

A million times, yes.

Well, the shark is awesome, but the rest looks disappointing.
I don’t want a Man O War game that’s just a video game version of the board game.
I want a Dreadfleet game that’s designed to take the Assassin’s Creed 4 naval gameplay and REALLY unleash its full potential.

If I can’t have Dreadfleet, I guess Man O War could…

I’m sure.

3D World is 95% great, but that last 5% is a HUGE gulf between it and Super Mario World.

Mario Sunshine certainly isn’t PERFECT by any means, and there are definitely a couple of spots where the game is unreasonably difficult, but those are more like a couple anomalous instances in an ocean of otherwise solid game.

If it’s past waves, then it might just be stores not bothering to restock?

Yea, we don’t think about importing from Australia.

When Civil War comes out, there will be a MINIMUM of 21 superheroes in the MCU.

Not really a hard problem to solve...

It’s pretty well established (by Nintendo themselves even) that the Amiibo frenzy is almost purely a thing in the USA.
Everywhere else they don’t so much care.
It’s not that Australia is amazingly well stocked. It’s that they just don’t sell like crazy.
We might wipe out a hundred shipments in the time it takes them to…

Just imagine ACCIDENTALLY playing through on your first time and having everyone live.

You’d be like “What the fuck did I just play?”

You have clearly missed a LOT of games.
Especially Super Mario Sunshine, which is still the absolute highpoint of all Mario games (with the exception of Super Mario RPG).

I can kinda get why you’d get that impression, sort of, since Nintendo is one of the few game companies that actually puts out solid games that don’t…

“It is the sort of company that would develop a height graph, so game developers always know what size a character can be in relation to other creatures in the Mushroom Kingdom.”

The original looked fairly good.
The Slim was just plain and sturdy.
The Super Slim is the worst and flimsy.

I personally prefer the original, when it’s not covered in fingerprints and scratches.
The Slim’s just kinda...really plain.
But the Slim’s still waaaay better than this thing.

Guess the Slim would be real good for custom colors tho.

Still can’t quite figure out what it is about modern Japanese buildings that makes them so obviously Japanese, aside from the signs.

Man, the later models of PS3 sure were ugly little bastards, weren’t they?