Jesus.
This had to be a dare.

Nonsense. PSVita format is absolutely the way to go. The NGage was just shit and stupid.

It’s even easier than that.
Just copy the PSVita, and make it so that it runs Android and works as a phone.

I’m pretty sure I instatnly figured this out when I was like...5.
I genuinely don’t understand how it’s possible to not know that.

The dream.

I can see where you’re coming from, and at the same time I kinda disagree with it.
I think what 64 excells at is the...lets call it the “moves” that Mario has. The winged cap, the Bob-omb cannons, more uses for the wall jump. THEY are what open up the freedom to really bounce around the place trying weird stuff.

64’s…

Croc came out AFTER Mario 64.

Been pondering that for years. I have many ideas. I think it really COULD work, and be seriously awesome...

For about a day I knew why that was and could’ve explained it to you.... Unfortunately it was if no personal relevance to me, and I flushed it from my brain it seems...

Better designed than Galaxy? Absolutely.

The fuck? No.

What we need is a sequel to 64/Sunshine, and a sequel to Super Mario RPG:Legend of the Seven Stars*.

....what?

I never got bored with 3D World, it’s a fantastic game, but it really has some core design flaws that undermine the game.

Yup. The only real shortcoming for Mario 64 is the N64 controller itself, and the lack of a C Stick to properly control the camera.

Wrong.

Yooka-Laylee.

As a childless supposed adult, I have an ongoing project to collect an entire childhood’s worth of awesome cartoons curated into a maturing age appropriate viewing order, proper episode orders between connected shows, and no overlap between unrelated shows featuring different versions of the same subject (i.e. No…

Maybe because enough women AREN’T straight-forward, and are so circuitous that guys can’t tell what the hell is going on with the women who ARE straight forward?
The meaning of directness and sincerity has been so scrambled up with innuendos, teasing, “testing”, and women responding reflexively due to other stuff, that…

Pokemon isn’t glitchable because it was sloppily coded, per se.
It’s more that it’s glitchable because the GameBoy was primitive and highly limited, and they seriously pushed the limits cramming the entirety of Pokemon into a GameBoy cart.
They had mutltiple unrelated bits of information stored in the same lines of…