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Idontwannawaitformylifetobe

What, you just follow a doctor around for awhile and through osmosis you become a doctor? What’s so hard about that?

A very important reminder that the (future) top doctor in our nation once made me pose with her blow-up doll on top of me. Would go back if covered by Kaiser.

So did I until this part:

Leslie Jones is my spirit animal

Dear Author of “You’ve Been Publicly Shamed”,

Are you saying that without viable role models, minorities tend not to enter certain professions? That systematic racism reproduces itself and leads to disparities like this? I’m SHOCKED.

She’s hilarious but she doesn’t capture Hillary at all.

Honestly, we’re kind of screwed either way, just less screwed with her. So, whatever.

You know what else shouldn’t be tax exempt? Any church!

After seeing it recommended while reading stories about the HBO doc, I got and just started reading Jenna Miscavige Hill’s memoir about growing up in Scientology, and I swear to god I have to keep reminding myself that this isn’t YA fiction set in the world of Hunger Games or Divergent, because it really, really feels

"OH HAI"

And a bit of synchronicity, since he talked up support for gay rights while he was there.

Pictured: Barack HUSSEIN Obama uses his Muslim powers to give entire islands The Gay to keep them from telling the truth about #BENGHAZI.

So if it hadn’t been for Louis CK, Jimmy Fallon would have been left in a ditch somewhere in 1996?

Damn.

I don’t think it’s that bad, actually. The black cheerleading team actually turns down Torrance’s guilt money and goes on to win. That’s the closest it really comes to having a white savior — the black characters never really need saving.

(side comment, he’s actually a really nice guy)

Man, I loved Bring It On in middle school. I think I saw it 20 times in theaters. That said, I’m a little bit afraid to watch it again as an adult bc I have a sneaking suspicion that it falls under the “white savior saves the angry black people” category. Side note: who the fuck names their child Torrance?

I write about it voluntarily, because it’s my responsibility to do so.