Resting bitch face is real.

I don't think she has shit planned, I just think that the world is ridiculously fucking predictable.

Oh comon, Hllary is being completely disengenuous. Why would she assume from the onset that the Obama campaign wanted to attack Palin because of her sex? They wanted to attack her because she was the VP nominee. And I think we all know that it didnt take very long at all for everyone to realize Palin was a terrible…

so Hillary's racism in the same campaign was okay?

#NotAllPilots

HIPAA violations are MAJOR. There are medical privacy laws for REASONS. That idiot Rawls is fucked.

but I don't harm them! I have even snuggled a ginger at from time to time. I don't tell them they are the least attractive to their faces.

Pussy shaming?? In MY Jezebel???

I might have to try this in my kitchen!
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If I'm not saying it outright, I do believe I'm heavily implying it. Someone's whiskers have stroked the right hands, if you catch my drift.

Awww, smile, honey! It's the second best thing you can do with your mouth. xoxo

Boys, you were built with 10 fingers and only one dick. Enough said ; )

Yeah, I love all those Viagra ads featuring a macho guy heading home to the wife — here I come with my BONER! Get ready to get BONED, baby.

As a fellow dork, who accidentally ate several hash cookies before also freaking the fuck out, I feel Maureen's pain.

Unfortunately, rape is always a timely topic.

I am terribly curious as to his thoughts on his moron son.

I could see that being true. They should get Gubu to play her, if only to satisfy me.

There have been studies done to show Cleopatra's mother was black, making her at least biracial, and yet they still decide to cast a white actress? Seriously you would think Jolie would be bored with taking roles from black actresses after A Mighty Heart but I guess not...