WHAT IF you gingerly step off your high horse?

Loved Rise, love the new single.

Who gives a fanning about two fucks? — I mean— you know what I mean.

To me, their mention of “not race. not gender. just American...” etc, is less an affirmation of unity (as I assume they intended) and more an unintentionally revealing declaration that they don’t want to acknowledge the legitimate issues race or gender provokes. This whole thing screams condescension to me. Also, if…

She said, gleeful in creating needless conflict

Studios pay my husband’s salary, which allows us to pay our mortgage...and also pays for food...oh, and also my school loans.

Speaking of irrelevant 90s bands, we now know where Stephan Jenkins of Third Eye Blind stands on white supremacy, thanks to this compilation album:

Speaking of throuples......my close friends just “came out” by announcing that they are adding a third person to their relationship. Not a fling, an actual relationship. They’ve been together 15 years and their 3rd person is more like a man-boy-child and they are both 20 years older than him. All of our mutual friends…

Really? I know tons of guys who loved it. That’s what always struck me about it, a weird gender approval gap. Personally, I’m not gonna waste my money to see it.

Team Tilda. I love Margaret, but she’s been really caustic and unpleasant the last couple years.

My first thought was suicide squad. Whenever I talk to women about that movie, they all have the same reaction as Teigen.

That gif is so perfect and heavenly

I don’t remember a scene in It’s a Wonderful Life when George Bailey is celebrated by the people of Bedford Falls for starring in a movie as a racist DA, but who am I to decide whether or not something is Capraesque!

That was so damn funny!

ahaha oh hai Doug!

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Even his eyeball doesn’t wanna be anywhere near him

I’m having a case of deja vu. Didn’t Mila already have a kid named Wyatt? Or do hipster celebrities often name their kids Wyatt? Or have I been watching too much Westworld?

I think debating someone and calling them on their BS is not the same as giving them a platform. Tomi already has a massive platform, going unquestioned while she spouts hate to millions. By having her on TDS, Trevor Noah was able poke thousands of holes into her racist and hypocritical world view. We need more of…

In that pic, with those glasses and turban, he looks like my alcoholic grandmother. Which is suitable for the amount of backwards ass nonsense he is spewing.