Fucking...no.

i argue that anyone who puts soy milk in their coffee is more bonkers

Huh? Typo?

But white men did invent mansplaining, right? Cuz those mfs are like, genius at it.

Ugh, I wish!

Waaaaaaaah

There is a very fine art to stealing from craft services! :-)

True that. I can thank the Humanities Magnet at Hamilton for giving a shit about me and helping me get into UCLA.

REPRESENT! This is my high school. I’m surprised... but kinda not?

Here’s what the author said (via mtv.com):

He did indeed! And he wasn't even drunk!

I read the book so I noticed this immediately when Mackenzie Davis showed up as Mindy Park. Then I remembered what Ridley Scott said about casting non-white characters in Exodus: Gods and Kings:

i so desperately want to know what this beef stemmed from! team Archie tho, fur real

Bout effin time!

I see how very rude this is, but I can empathize with this shitty couple. I’m still pissed at the multiple people who didn’t RSVP at all but showed up, the ones who brought their multiple children despite my request to bring no kids, and the people who didn’t show up at all. Of course, I didn’t charge people…

Wow, I love her even more now. She has collaborated with Bjork, which always gives a person extra points in my book.

She is as difficult to deal with as it is for me to pronounce her last name.

Dear Azealia,

This article reminds me how often people respond to our generation’s complaints with “those entitled millennials whine too much!”

I had to stop smoking bc of panic attacks. Man, weed has gotten stronger and edibles keep you high for way fucking too long. It used to just keep me in a perfect mellow.