That orange blouse as she’s walking down the street. I WAAAAAAAANT. Give. me.

Our eggs do die off every month. That’s what starts menstruation. I believe the egg only lives 3-5 days between day 14-19 of the 28 day cycle. So start fucking between day 14-19 Amanda & worry less. Note: day 1 is the first day of your Crimson wave.

Dumb.

On the plus side, you have a great how I broke both my ankles story.

This is the only explanation, as complex as it is, that makes sense to me.

Yawn

FUCK U ROB

BARFFFFFF

That's exactly what I thought while watching it.

Wait wait wait. I’m confused.

I’m guessing you didn’t like the film Agora then. It was certainly flawed, I wouldn’t blame you.

I love Darlene Love! Yeesh Wendy Williams is the worst.

Rachel Dolezal?

GHOSTBUSTAS WHADDAYA WANT MATE?

Just.

With echoes of Stevie Nicks... landslides? Keep ‘em coming.

I nearly beat the shit out of a couple teenagers on the train in Italy who were howling at a friend of mine. I got up and those little fuckers ran away. Ciao, bitches.

‘96. I was 11. Modeling in the window of a Limited Too store with a couple friends. Old man walked by and made crude gestures. I remember being ashamed and horrified.

Dude. That is so obviously a dude.

Meek Mill sounds like the title of a Little House episode...