Do not fuck with a bride, end of story.

I think if he and Anna broke up, love would actually die and I would totally kill myself.

Oh man, I could've used this during Thanksgiving. Things that were uttered:

I didn't own a microwave for years for similar reasons. Then I got microwave-shamed at a party at my house and I bought one... but I still never use it. I find that anything I put in the microwave isn't healthy to begin with. (eg bagel bites)

Awwwww your Felix sounds like a cutie pie!

Omg, my cat's name is Felix too. And I call him Fifi McBooboostein.

At this point, isn't Mia Farrow allowed to just refer to him as Frank? I mean, they bumped uglies for uuuhhhhwhile.

"I'm not saying he's a whore, but he's a whore," studio exec Clint Culpepper wrote in the exchange.

What a joke that Chris Brown tweeted his condolences. Take a seat, asshole.

He really is the fucking worst, isn't he?

She's a goddess! Ah, so much crush on her!

Cheesy? Hell yes. As good as she was? Nope. But she could still out sing any current pop star. Beyonce, I'm looking at you.

Insufferable people are insufferable but they make good music.

I gotta agree.

That poor cat.

Buh bye asshat, buh bye!

Man, is he begging for relevance. Didn't like your music when you were popular, don't like you now. Waiting for the world to catch the fuck up and stop supporting this asshat.

Age is no excuse.

God, I love them so much!! Is Jordan Peele still dating Chelsea Perretti?