Don’t buy them at Sam’s Club. I ordered flowers for my wedding months in advance. 3 days before my wedding they send me a cancellation email and we had to scramble to get replacement flowers ready for our wedding

While it danced around the truth, it wasn’t a bald-faced lie. The money paid to Wahlberg was to approve the recasting so technically wasn’t to reshoot

Salty waitress didn’t sound very salty

MO is purple, but on the red side of purple

And the $10,000 limit is the combination of state income tax withholding and property tax. I guess everyone who bought a house within the last 10 years will hit that limit.

If your fingerprint gets stolen, you switch to using a PIN instead

Most on-demand streaming of the network shows requires a cable subscription that includes the channel. Also, a lot of them only let you stream the last 3 episodes. If something comes up and you can’t watch until that time, you’re SOL

They work on both. They were just printed before the Switch came out. I’ve redeemed them for Switch before

They work on both. They were just printed before the Switch came out. I’ve redeemed them for Switch before

This isn’t a roguelike, it’s a rougelike...so it’s orange-ish, I guess

“Anyone that pre-orders The Lost Legacy at participating retailers will receive a free digital copy of Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy for PS4 when it launches on August 22. For those who pre-order from PS Store, you’ll also get an Uncharted: The Lost Legacy PS4 theme designed by Truant Pixel.”

I would hope your friend would be smart enough to figure out that the only card and gift that match go together.

It’s generally not a good idea to spell a word wrong in a sentence where you’re calling someone else stupid

Rogue-like generally means the game has perma-death but that one run can unlock things to help you on your next run. This is the case with BoI

Left joy-con sucked for me at first too, but a) the extra one I bought has worked fine, and b) after my original one lost connection completely and I had to re-sync it, it has worked fine for me too. Perhaps try re-syncing it?

I have found that “Hey Google” will make my Google Home respond, but not my phone. I use that when I want to talk just to Home

You must not have checked the updates after the initial announcement:

I find it disturbing that your diagram shows that there are more (or at the very least just as many) “Punching oneself in the genitals enthusiasts” than “gaming enthusiasts”

If you already have an ice maker (or a bag of ice), it’s much simpler to just put a few cubes in a bag in the freezer than it is to freeze a cup of ice and then remember to put a coin on it afterwards

You need to add mini chocolate chips to the “sweet things” category. Putting those on a caramel apple is oh so delicious

Theoretically, the deposit should clear faster as well so it shouldn’t make much of a difference