@R. Glenn Rosser: They mast release it closer to Christmas if you ask me.

Wait, I always thought a 'shmup' was a person who had failed at a particular task..

@Robert Kotick: Thanks, Bobby! I already have it for the Xbox 360, so I'm sure a PC version will do even better. You're the man!

@Robert Kotick: Bobby! I've been thinking of getting Battlefield, I've heard it has better graphics and online capabilities than Modern Warfare 2! What, in your unbiased, honest opinion, is the best buy?

@xdarnokx: Those screenshots screamed "FABLE!!!" to me too, unfortunately.

@Tyrunn: Those others came up too, but Jesus? What the hell does JC have to do with computers?!

Guys, the best ending to an exam EVER happened today. It was ICT Paper 2, the final exam of my GCSEs, and I had 10 mins left to answer 20 marks-worth of questions. What were the last two pages?

@Onionhead: 1 or 2, toss a coin :D

@pepperman: It's the editors, columnists, and a few people the Kotaku overlords (Read: Crecente & Totilo) have decided are worthy of wielding hammers of mass destruction.

@Gambit09: What about Crecente's hair?

@kevinmiller05: Do Super Mario Galaxy 2 first, then you will have the whole 60 hours free for FFXIII without worrying about your little moustached plumber :D

@PS1: Try grinding the King Behemoths (I think that's their name), they are around 30,000 CP.

@LucasReis - LOCK2K: Usually a guy, slightly balanced more towards bad (for the perks) but good when it actually matters. I like being a DPS/Glass cannon kinda character- a habit I picked up from WoW. As a warlock I just destroyed enemies from afar, always had enough mana etc. It's the same in other games. Hope was my…

@Kryptolojik: What a brave, brave man. No-one harms a gamer's console.

@Tzion: Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more.: Join razor wire to each of your teammates, make a huge circle and close around the enemy. Every enemy in the circle is cut in half. That, is innovation.

@Michael Dukakis: At least they go out with a bang.

@ingofreak: Body Odour

@Michael Dukakis: No need to be so blunt.

@Steven Callas: What about France? The whole team's going to shit, Anelka is being sent home for arguing with the manager. Twat.

What about... WIMBLEDON!!!