FIFA y’all

Pff, that’s hardly the first time a 12-year career has culminated in a win over Gravity.

Costa does a better tough guy impression when he has teammates to pull him away. One-on-one, not so much.

Took me a while.

During the Summer Olympics, they assign him to water polo. It is fantastic. I usually end up watching it for hours.

I’m not. I’m a United supporter, so I laughed my ass off over that. Also, when Bradford knocked them out of the FA Cup. Gotta say, though, $75 million seems like too much for his transfer, but keep those hot takes coming.

I saw that. That doesn’t justify keying someone’s car.

NHL playoffs are incredibly enticing. Anyone who thinks differently is a heathen and deserves to be cast from society.

When Byfuglien got penalized for hitting Zuccarello at the end of the game Sam Rosen almost passed out from all the happiness. I think he wanted to fight Byfuglien himself, which would be an awesome fight.

My Spidey Senses are tingling...highlight truthers are coming!

Photo: AP

Well, Denis Potvin's off the hook, because Potvin sucks.

PREACH! The only bagged tea that I'll ever mess with is PG Tips in a pinch...

PREACH! The only bagged tea that I'll ever mess with is PG Tips in a pinch...

Don't tase me doe!

It's a tortured pun based in the wrong city, but "2nd Stringer Bell."

This is actually pretty similar thematically to Chuck C Johnson's wedding vows.

Only 20?

Because there is so much they could do to speed up the game. I can't remember the last time I watched a full baseball game, or football on TV (in person is a little different because A) I'm stuck there B)I get drunk to forget I'm still stuck there).