There’s no hugging on Schrute farms property.

So, what you’re getting at is,

Bulgaria is anal country.

Good.

Do I have to state the obvious that a) it’s about the speed that you can achieve with a bike/e-scooter vs a pogo stick and b) laws are often created as a deterrent to certain actions for the safety of general public AND the person committing it?

And yes, you’re still a moron to think this is something the supreme court…

A pogo stick isn’t motorized you moron.

He straight up crumbled at the slightest of a pull from behind by Pouncy. 

We can at least appreciate Charlie Morton being the “alright alright, enough guys, enough” guy in the situation.

Yeah, it’s crawling on the foul line but I think we underestimate how much time these team reporters travel and spend time with them as a team and on a one-on-one basis. If it’s a rando reporter, totally.

You weren’t joking when you described it as a “weeping puddle”.

That girl was shaken to her core.

Federer trying to instill his home country’s very real slogan, Swiss, actually don’t Miss.

Does Hamilton not know how to hold a spoon like an adult?

Never heard of that until now, but I like..no, I love it.

so edgy.

Lol. Tar in his glove. He literally cheated to get his brother out.

Am I a douche for wondering when the article was going to state that this was for a soccer team?

I hear he requests no on-field security when he’s reffing. He thinks the yellow vests they wear gets in the way of the beautiful game.

Oysters at #1 of GTFOH.

It always gets me thinking about it.

The layers upon layers of puns, ribbing, sarcasm, cleverness. It speaks to me in so many ways.

Are you familiar with the word “Sponsor”?

Look,

VAR didn’t steal a game you fucking idiots.

VAR just called a handball.