Yes, I can tell internet sarcasm is hard to understand sometimes*

*see second line.

That sound is me going over your head.

You skipped over my second line.

Where’s your humanity you ass-hole?

The president of Hawaii is a great man and we should provide him with help for his people.

This is gonna get Messi.

After rewatching the episode, I think parts of her are in there. The scene where Phetonomy looks into “Lenny”s brain shows the scene with the sun flowers falling and being spalltered with blood, which is Amy’s memory.

Hey, you’d think he would have enough balls to simply sit in a hostile crowd full of journalists with a pen and comedians with a mic given that he himself claimed that he’ll walk into an active shooter situation without a gun.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

I really don’t get it. Why? Why would drink Budweiser?

“Assela Express”

Yes it is.

You. You. You. You. You.

+1 Super Delegate

I was thinking the pressure impact from the explosion damaged the window then the pressure blew it out.

Given that this was a flight from New York to Dallas, I’m super curious as to where the debris fell.....

Holy crap. I hadn’t seen the extended placings. This is absolutely nuts.

I think the usage of “unusual” to describe the results is a bit misleading especially if you look at the times. The times were unusual for Boston but not unusual given the conditions.

Kawauchi and Linden aren’t surprises in the sense that they came out of nowhere. They always had the potential to win and sometimes…

If he doesn’t, as a Japanese decent, I will go kamikaze.

This barley constitutes as a joke.

The greatest part of this whole thing is that “The other mike” is gonna have to google something along the lines of “Jim Carey talking out of his ass” and he’s not gonna find the reference

May I ass you a question about your comment?

Oh my god.

Dirka Dirka. Mohammed Jihad. Is that you?

US wines tend to be higher in alcohol content.