Zydarate comes in a little glass vial. A little glass vial? A little glass vial!

No, no, no. The Second Amendment allows him the right to BEAR arms. Those look like puny, hairless, human arms to me.

"Muahaha! You think you're smarter than other cats because you're invisible? Well, Mr. Ninja Meow, fear the invisible laser pen! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

I disagree. I think computer chips will work just fine. It seems to work perfectly now; it's just a resolution issue. And as we all know, resolution improves steadily over time. They just need to shrink the parts and bring manufacturing costs down, which is basically inevitable, and the resolution will improve.

I can't be sure...but that looks like Reboot. Am I right?

This sounds great! Color and frame rate are the two limiting factors for E-Ink, in my opinion. What's the frame rate of this? Still too slow for animation? Is there partial updating to save power? There's lots of information in the source article, but none of the information that I think is most important :P .

Hm. Starlock bestiality. What an interesting, totally awkward idea.

I think it was just a poor example of a good idea. Macros with Siri are a great concept in the general sense.

To be honest, the quadratic formula is very useful. Of course, I'm a programmer, so physics simulations might be out of the experience of most people, but it does help. Physics is nothing more than the application side of math, and I often deal with physics when programming.

Before Siri was launched, "Siri" wasn't a commonly used name. Now, it's fairly likely that you'll say or hear Siri in a conversation, especially when talking about phones. Or, for example, someone nearby says "Siri" and your Bluetooth headset picks it up and activates on your phone. Not good. But if yours was named,…

Ah, nice! Since I've always used a jailbroken iPod Touch, so I have no qualms about doing that. Though it sounds like it doesn't quite have the speech recognition skills up to par if it falsely activates that often...that needs to be fixed...

The official name was his lesser-known Theory of Jiggletivity. Or so I'm told.

I'm halfway there. I would love LASIK, but I just can't afford it. The idea of the lasers in my eye doesn't bother me; it's the thin slicing of the lens they have to do before they shine the lasers that freaks me out. I think I could get over that if I had the money, though, because I hate the feel of contacts and I…

I don't think our brains could really make much sense of more than 2 image inputs (though I could be underestimating the value of rehabilitative therapy). Instead, the devices could be designed to produce a single stereoscopic signal from the multiple sources, like an overlay over your vision.

No one can say. And if they get brain surgery wrong, they can't say, either.

Due to the surgical aspect of it all, I don't think it'll be widely available until at least 2050. So when I'm a 60+ year old man, I'll be able to get an implant to make myself better for the last 20 years of my life. Yay, me.

Between Sherlock and Watson? Or Sherlock and Lestrade? Or Sherlock and Irene? Or an orgy?

Make Love you and your stupid-hindquarters grammar Nazism. So a single goshdarned letter was missing? That's not big deal, you vagina.

Oh, man. The guy must have been new. It's such a Nookie mistake.

Why not just write one yourself? You are capable of expressing your ideas without a SHARE button, right?