Has Facebook really set that up? The false information clause, I mean. Much of my information on Facebook is real, but the name is completely fake. I'd hate to have my account shut down for that...actually, I might love it, because then I can yell and scream in joy to all my friends that my addiction has finally been…

Puppies* #GrammarNazismIsNeverTooShort!

It's under the guise of fear-mongering that idiocy shall prevail. Get it? Guise? Get it? Huh? :P

I haven't seen this message. I guess my friends are smarter than the people who'd repost that.

I recently bought some SPF 100 sunblock, so I just checked the ingredients. The first two? Alcohol and isobutane. And guess what else is written on the can? "Caution: Flammable. Do not use near open flame or intense heat."

I believe he just means sense. Sense is severely lacking in society.

The guy is blaming Banana Boat for it. Pathetic. He's the idiot who covered himself in oil, then got close to an open flame. How is that Banana Boat's fault?

It's just common sense.

If you Googled it, you'd see that "just" returns that image of camels humping under the caption "Just Married". It's camel love, man, how dare you insult something so...erm...beautiful?

My wishlist entry: name recognition. By this, I mean you should be able to change Siri's name to anything you like. That's just setting up for the interesting part: you should no longer need to press-and-hold to trigger Siri. Instead, you should be able to just say its name, then confirm your activation at the…

Wouldn't it just be easier to have it automatically switch to power-saving macro mode when the battery gets below a certain point? Why do you have to tell your iPhone what your iPhone is feeling?

Oh, so it's just pushing the charged particles up against the plastic coating? Makes sense...and since they're charged, it shouldn't be too difficult to make them pressure-sensitive, either (the closer the particles are to the bottom, the more it'll affect the charge, meaning you're pressing harder).

Do I win Halle Berry? I'd like to win her, if that's okay.

Do you know why I love things like that? Why I love slides in offices, bowling alleys in offices, etc.? Because becoming an adult shouldn't mean you have to become boring as well. The main reason so many people don't like work is because it's BORING. They do it because it's how they make money to live, but if they had…

Yeah, but the point of virtual porn is an escape from reality. If we can make fake tits feel real, we should strive to do so. I think Albert Einstein said that once.

I like the ideas he's presenting (very much so, in fact). I just worry about time management. It takes longer to have the students build the problem than solve one given to them, and when a class meets only one hour a day, 5 days a week, that's not very much progress being made. Don't get me wrong, the quality of the…

They definitely could. I heard it perfectly. Maybe turn your computer's volume up?

I have a slide-screen "feature phone" (i.e. the dumbest phone you can have while still being a member of the post-2005 society). It has no orientation sensing, so the only way to get anything into landscape mode is to slide it open. Likewise, that's the only way to reveal the keyboard (which is in landscape…

It would feel too much like plastic. I like my porn au natural.

You mean "if Apple is Apple", right? #FTFY