This is a more intricate version of the project I did for my 10th-grade science fair. I did the 10-second rule, though. I tested bread, pepperoni, cheese, and something else (I don't remember what), and found that between 9 and 11 seconds, nothing really matters much. Then again, all the foods I tested were processed,…

I know this, and you know this. But I also know many people who would think it's sacrilegious or blasphemous for a non-believer to live in a church. Hence the trolling.

If I could afford it, and if I lived in Australia, I would so live there. Mostly just for the lulz. An atheist living in a converted church? Obviously it's just a building, but I know so many people who would find that upsetting. You mad, bros? XD

Hey, guess what? I have no issue with my weight (except perhaps being underweight and have difficulty gaining), so if I want a huge stack of pancakes and bacon and sausage for breakfast...I'll do it. Yum.

Lucky you -_- . Damn media. You know, last Halloween I took my nephew to get a costume, and there was a Snooki costume in the shop. Just as I was wondering who would want to dress up like Snooki for Halloween, this 13-year-old girl walked up and bought it.

I've never actually seen the show either. But come on, it's Jersey Shore, the show that made people like Snooki and "The Situation" public personalities. Kittens, on the other hand, are not artificially tanned and prone to GTL all the time.

Ugh. Sounds terrible. There should be a horror movie about that.

Oh, no. I'm very sorry. I'll get on the phone with the Make A Wish Foundation, since clearly your life is almost over.

I've never had any problems with Comcast, personally. Maybe it's just the area you're in? :/

"...satellite internet days that I had to grow up with..." Son, in my day, all we had was dial-up. Be grateful :P .

Depends. Would there be the OPTION of getting broadband again in the future? If so, no Internet. But let's say there's some technological apocalypse, and dial-up is all that's left, with zero chance of broadband again in your lifetime. Then it'll have to do. And only then.

I've never tried it/had it yet, but I assume a fiber optic connection would have to be one of the fastest connections around (in terms of transfer speed alone, ignoring latency issues).

Very loving, very stupid...or a cat. And cats DGAF.

Probably? Definitely.

...ew...shudder...ew...

You write a post about vibrators...then remind us of our mothers. Well, thanks for that image that no amount of bleach will ever remove.

Why wouldn't it be made public? That's like saying someone who makes YouTube videos would never make them unless they had tons of views. As a YouTuber, I can say that's just wrong. I make many videos, some of which are designed for others to see, others of which I make just for the joy of making them. If other…

I think the appropriate response would be "How would they get a sexual/nude picture of my kid?" I'd kill the person who took the pictures/videos of my kid, because they're the one(s) that hurt him/her.

That seems to work, except that the producers don't know how many people are watching it. How can they? Most child porn producers don't make the stuff for other people to see; they make it for their own sick pleasure and then if other people want to watch it, too, they don't really care.

I notice lots of transparency. I wonder what selective pressures push toward transparency that deep underwater? Or is it just that color is a result of needing to block or reflect light, and when there's no light, it's more efficient not to bother with pigments at all?