Problem solved.

yes, but is it the last of the V-8's?

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

Justin - please edit the article.

for some perspective on the size...

Being mean to the player because her child died right in front of her. I get that she’s just a fictional character, but I swear that video gamers these days have absolutely no empathy for other human beings. We’re a generation of goddamn psychopaths.

Because you got it WRONG. Did you not see the 1970's Superman? spinning backwards causes time to move in reverse. Therefore he might never cross the finish line.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

I’ve been flyin’ all night, my hand’s wet on the stick. There’s a voice in my ear, tells me how my weapons tick. My CO called, said he needs me home. It’s 1630 hours, overheated dome. When it gets warm outside and my targets disappear...200 million bucks can’t cure my primal fear. Don’t need to talk at all — I got a…

It’s a big dick contest and Russia is just pulling out enough to win.

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Ubiquitous Will Power when reached for comment;

The Herkimer Battle Jitney from Mystery Men

Ladies and Gentlemen, please stand for the National Anthem ...

You’re a douche.

Now I'll be walking aimlessly trying to make the game glitch out. As if I haven't already sunk enough hours into Inquisition already...

Nope, I mean condoms. Don't want to Dragon the beast without one.