I watched the video in a small browser window first and thought "What the hell is Gary Busey doing on that hood?"

based on his mindset...

What if Dr. Puma was secretly the mastermind behind the chop shop ring that stole the Torchbug and used the money from the parts to build the Puma?

(watches video)

About #5, if you don't want me to rev or swerve, how will I impress the chicky-dos who I would otherwise most certainly bang with? Rev rev = bang bang. Straight up, panty dropper. Ker-plunk. Chicks will follow in their automobiles to where my bed is. That is how I know it would go if I had a bike, but that'll have to…

I feel like this is a return to the 60's when SAC had those BUFFs on airborne alert.

CMCA is a great name and all, but I think we should call it the GCWA for "Global Cruise missile Widebody Airframe". And also "Giant Can of Whoop-Ass".

Whatever happened, that driver is the man and did Subaru proud.

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

Let's find out!

Looks like he made the turn just fine. I suppose he should probably have been continuing to look in his mirrors to check if everything was OK, but it looked more like the rear trailer section was crabbing off to the side, and wasn't lined up properly.

Seriously, though, that cab WHIPPED over at the end there. That poor…

I always hated the fucktards that pulled this shit. Still do. When I'm Emperor of the Known Universe (tm), anyone caught "rolling coal" will have their truck crushed and be issued a restricted license that only allows them to drive fwd hybrids and have dogs under 25 pounds.

Seriously, the whole program should have been scrapped long ago.

NASCAR should do a hillclimb as part of the championship.

In the first televised interview with General Motors CEO Mary Barra since the ignition switch recalls were announced in February, The Today Show's Matt Lauer made sure to ask her the tough questions. Like, can she be a mom AND a CEO?

Russia used to have commas, but they used them all up under Commanism.

Hodor is old Westerosi for "Fuck Me" which is honestly all he really has to say

If you don't like Gawker, maybe you should create your own immense penis.

David that story is very close to mine, I had the chance to work for Tony at his school in the 1990s, I also had all my walls covered in Gwynn memorabilia and wore 19 as many of us did. I posted this originally over at the UTSD Forums in the tribute there, but thought many of you would love this story as well. Its…

12, I think.