I go for the "not letting anything slow him down at all" interpretation.

Youabian's Peetle.

Are there some eagles under the floorboards?

Friday's Obnoxious Reply Day.

Forget terrorism. How about simple robbery? In the US, at Halloween you're not allowed to wear masks or full-hoods in stores that day, because a LOT of people have in the past (and still do) use the opportunity to hide your identity for criminal purposes. The bag could have a change of clothes, stolen goods, or…

You're handsome. You don't need a Ferrari.

Airtight, keeps it fresher.

Will you play Cards Against Humanity: Jalopnik Edition with us?

I can't imagine this video NOT making the rounds at every film school ever for special-effects classes. Think of the uniqueness of the viewpoint and the spectacular - and stunningly beautiful - imagery. Absolutely beautiful.

For a layman's understanding, there was nothing the paramedics could do because the particular form of trauma he apparently* suffered is immediately unsurvivable. Not instantly, but the brain-oxygen timer has started and there is no way short of severe thoracic surgery to add any seconds to those critical three…

Well this museum just flat out bowled me over, it is the shit! I hope they will be flushed with success.

"all of them ever"

I guess this kid doesn't bother with premade teams, he gets all the support he needs when he has his PUG.

Deadspin I am disappoint

Oh baby that is one sexy machine. Why couldn't we have that...

We should start a sub-blog devoted entirely to Panteras. People would read that.

You make way, way too much sense after watching this clip.

This gif is screaming to be shopped into the speeder-bike chase from Return of the Jedi.

Bobsplosion, you need to make a gif of this run. Not like the WHOLE video...just the front view.

Orlove you had ONE JOB!