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A little much awesome.

In July of 2012, I was enjoying my summer vacation (I'm a teacher) and was scouring the Internet for ways to indulge my healthy obsession with "The Hunger Games" book series. One evening, I stumbled upon a HG podcast and listened as voices chatted and joked about casting rumors for the second film, "Catching Fire." As…

This may seem crazy, but I'm incredibly offended at your suggestion that strippers need implants. I used to dance. I loved it. I naturally have 32Ds, but worked with girls of all sizes, both natural and implants. I cannot stand fake titties. I think they're disgusting. They look and feel terrible. Love the body you…

I just want you to know that this is 1,000x more clever and interesting than Evans' idea.

I think a bagel shop RPG would be pretty fun. Kind of like Recettear, but about collecting increasingly good bagel recipes, toppings, and ingredients. You balance that with budgeting, collecting rent from other tenants in the building (maybe through a mini-game based on your charisma stat), charge of bulk sales (to…

Now Yahtzee my Battleship!

There is literally nothing that irritates me more.
If it's a date lets just call it a date. If you want to go out with another human bejng and have potentially romantic feelings then just go. On. A. Date. I hate the idea of "talking" vs "hanging out" vs "dating" vs "seeing someone" vs whatever other thing you want to…

So, instead of fighting for better male representation, you complain about women wanting better representation? That... is kinda dumb.

Hey now, simply saying Jay Mohr is fat doesn't have to be an insult. Like, he is fat, that is a fact.

Hardly as fun or relevant to this readership's interests as making clear what a fat tub of shit he is.

That baby is thinking, "Bummer there's not a vaccine against stupid."

Article tempts me to criticize something about Beyonce...

Alternatively: Williams and Sonoma? You must not know that I'm a serious cook.

Let's raise a glass to Homonym! And Celebrity Homonym!

#TeamSoda

People who say "Pop" go to the Special Hell.

Who wore it better?

Sure, why not. OR YOU COULD GROW SOME HAIR ON YOUR CHEST AND WHISK THEM WITH YOUR MUSCLES