Correct, those are also unacceptably low mpg numbers. 

Trucks are more comfortable than coupes when you have a small penis. 

“It sounds like what they need is a good butler to run their household, who can then”... raise the children to be emotionally stunted crime fighters after the parents are brutally murdered. 

Gaming got popular, and a subset of people who built their identity around gaming being non-popular are hostile of anything that gives it wider appeal.

There’s a TSA guy with an amazing collection of stuff he sells on Craigslist out of a U Haul storage garage in Golden, CO....

This is terrible advice and a great way to get needlessly arrested at an airport in 2020. 

Stashing unidentified objects in “hidden” spots of an airport could never go poorly if someone came across them or spotted you doing it. 

That doesn’t seem advised at all. Imagine, I couldn’t do that at Logan - The amount of cameras....! I’d get arrested between the gate and the plane, under suspicion of putting a bomb outside in a hedge. ‘But Office, it’s a vintage 1983 Tube of Toothpaste, I DIDN’T WANT TO THROW IT AWAY! I’ll be back in a week, I just…

“Ever since learning of Blanchett being half-American (her father was from Texas I believe)“ 

Not true. It's only been 30 years since he did Rachel Hunter.

Bah, your hand still gets in the way. This technology was perfected years ago:

But can it stop the racetrack from spinning after the tenth beer?

To quote Moms Mabely, “you shouldn’t say anything about the dead unless it’s good. He’s dead. Good!”

Fact: Scientists calculate that by the year 2100 every single person on the face of the Earth will have been fired by American Gods.

This is baffling. Do they seriously think that they can just replace Orlando Jones and then pretend that, what, Mr Nancy’s new form is actually not all that mad about what’s happened to black people in America? That’s the craziest, stupidest, most ill-considered, and just flat out cowardly move I’ve ever heard. It’s…

Weird, since women are the ones on stage.

Gods, if only we had some sort of Amendment that would guarantee Equal Rights, for women. I mean, that’d be nuts, right? Ah well, such is life in a semi-theocracy.

I doubt Alex Jones uses soap.