Ding a donger, then ding some dongers!

Ding a donger, then ding some dongers!

D. J. Trump Rips Woman’s Shirt Off To Try And Inspire A Whites Rally

Addictive, exciting and raises the heart rate? Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Musk!

It’s a puppy, please get your mind out of the gutter :)

Filed to: Inline Sexy!

My girlfriend would tell you that it is bad to be the fastest one.

#StickToVidoeGames

If a cat is on top of a dam, I would definitely assume it would get wet from the spray.

You have a weird fetish, but no judging here.

This is why we can’t have good things >.<

They probably walked away using their legs and feet.

I call shenanigans. A Saints cornerback made a tackle?

This is the biggest explosion against Alabama since September 15, 1963

Best finish by a Danica since the 2008 Indy Japan 300

I’ve seen this fight before

Obama exits from an ass, as opposed to Heil Trumpler, who talks out of his.

If 6 Million Dollar Man Ben Carson could run his car down when it got carjacked, it should be easy for him to run his luggage down.

But then his throw would get intercepted and run back for a touchdown...