Why couldn’t they have taken out the Olive Garden there while they were at it?

I love Hispanics! They taste just like chicken!

Because some crazed abortion doctor might try to enter the school and kill students! We need to legislate crazed abortion doctors away from these students.

Volvo just pulled out, like Ted Cruz. Too bad Ted’s dad didn’t.

How did he get back to his car, without having a car to drive in?

Its devil horns magically send out waves of Satanic energy preventing teenage pregnancy

The legacy of SMB3 was my brother and I beating the shit out of each other over who got to play with the bestest Christmas present ever!

Is this article about Dark Souls or sex?

“I don’t know whether a black person would physically be able to drive an F1 car quickly, and they wouldn’t be taken seriously.”

This governor is Failin at her job.

In other words, the penal system in Australia treats people upside down from how it should? I wish these people would fall off the face of the earth.

I have cats. This camera would show them fighting with each other, going places they are not allowed and generally being assholes. Cats are awesome!

Been there, done that

You misspelled “stalk him, Bill Cosby him, then sell his kidneys on the black market.”

You have some interesting sexual turn ons...

It’s Floriduh. They were dealing with a Methagodzilla assault. Or a bath salts factory explosion. Or a crocogator attack.

I remember when I could spank my monkey for hours on end. It sucks getting old :(

Shouldn’t the Adam Johnson stories be filed under minor beeves also?

Is the difference in sizing because of inches vs. centipedes?

Christians are so oppressed in this country! They have to fill out a whole form in order to push their beliefs onto women and keep them as second class citizens! Woe is me!