It could be the funniest Short Trek ever made!

SPANK IT

This SHOULD be Captain Saru’s show.

Discovery is a show struggling to get out the shadow of its awful leading character; the script alternating between chastising Burnham and praising her as some kind of emotional lodestone to the crew. Her sincerity so bulletproof it could pass through a wormhole unscathed - but it’s not enough for Book to chortle at…

Can we get a crossover event where every character from each show is just John Diggle in a different costume?

They were number 11. Obviously.

Really?  No mention of these guys?

I have a recommendation for one of the worst fictional bands. Rod Torfulson’s Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk.

If I had a million dollars, Well I’d buy you a green dress - but not a real green dress, that’s cruel.

It’s a movie? No thanks. I want a ten-episode series with exactly one fight scene in episode four, followed by five episodes of the heroine dithering about her powers, and finally punching a bad guy in the very last shot. Then I want the show cancelled. Otherwise how will I know I’m watching Netflix?

Do you believe in magic? In a young girl’s heart? How the music can free her whenever it starts?

Don’t be an asshole.

well, now I’m wondering how old you are, because the Lensman books aren’t a thing that most people recognize.  

I do not understand how The Cannonball Run has not already been remade. In all the nerdstalgia and mining of older films for ideas, this one seems like a no-brainer. There’s a loose plot and a string of celebrity appearances, all wrapped up in a prolonged car chase. It can be heavy on car wrecks and flips, but there’s…

Yes, we need a Demolition Man sequel if only to show how the three seashells really work.