"Waiter, I ordered this take hot. Please bring this back to the kitchen and rectify the situation, post haste!"

+ all of my loose change

The weirdest part about the play, and the result, was that it made it seem like God wasn't even watching the game.

agreed. Classic, like guys catching footballs with their helmet, like reggie Lewis, like the Tim Duncan lottery, like game 6, like Tony conigliaro, like Larry Bird ruining his back paving his mother's driveway, like promising tight ends murdering people, from the 76 afc divisional playoff Phantom roughing the Passer…

I'm just asking ... how can a collision with a 5'10" CB take down a 6'4" receiver who was drafted explicitly to take hits like that? And, how did the first responding teammates get there so quickly, almost before the play was completed? I mean, I'm not saying I know for sure ... but, if the world demonizes the…

What we know: Kraft helped Goodell with CBS interview; Kraft basically has Goodell in his hip pocket therefore the league; Kraft was PISSED about deflate gate and really flexed his muscles and was promised the the 'chip. Think about it: Kearse wasn't supposed to catch that ball. Carroll got the call reminding of the…

*watches that backbreaking INT GIF*

sure seemed like they won the game to me. they had a trophy ceremony and everything

That is Grady Little level of mismanagement.

Pats came back from down 10 in the 4th quarter against the best defense in the league. No offense, but you're goddamn fucking right it was a Pats win as opposed to a Seattle loss.

Caution: Pats fan here.

Just too be contrary, Butler had to make an incredible play on that ball; if he doesn't everyone's talking about how clever that call was in order to fool the Pats with Lynch in the game.

I smashed my tv remote on my knee when the reality of that catch sank in. My remote is apparently indestructible and now my knee hurts.

I want that to be true so badly.

Congratulations, Pete Carroll, you finally coached the New England Patriots to a Super Bowl victory.

So what are the odds Lynch didn't get the call to win the game because of crotch grabbing?

'And No One will Remember it'

Sure, you all say he should've just called Lynch's number, but what you don't realize is that Skittle fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt Vince Wilfork. So you see, it would've been impossible for Lynch to score there — but you won't hear that from the mainstream media.

all of them. He took his Lipitor.

Roger Goodell has issued a statement claiming to be unaware of any existing footage of the aforementioned "fight."