I wonder if there is a Tampon Lobby on K street ("big tampon?") that will make sure this doesn't happen so that we need to keep spending $20 a month to buy this stuff?

I wonder if there is a Tampon Lobby on K street ("big tampon?") that will make sure this doesn't happen so that we need to keep spending $20 a month to buy this stuff?

Seriously, who's life mission is it to make sure certain high school kids can't play on the boys soccer team? Caring about that is just so dumb I can't even form a functional response.

I audibly lolled when I read, "Emma Roberts haters/rape lovers." Audibly.

I'm not a pirate, but [masturbate furiously to the movie Pirates of the Caribbean]

They think about our boobs more than we do too :-/

I'm not repulsed by him or anything but [he is repulsive].

Well, that just sort of makes me sad. :(

It's just so weird.

I'm a little confused, what is the point of cat-fishing someone and then.... giving them $10,000 that they believe is from a celebrity? Isn't cat-fishing usually about trying to trick someone into giving you money?

Badass through and through.

That is seriously adorkable

I got Lindsey to make out with Nick.

At least when Sinead O'Connor was being rebellious SHE WAS ACTUALLY REBELLING SOMETHING!

The whole thing is creepy as fuck and the eventual tell all book that will be written on it (in 30 years, natch) will be crazy.

FACT: Balls are the weakest part of a dude.

Seriously? Where do you live, if you don't mind my asking. I would like to never go there.

That sounds exactly like a Law and Order: SVU episode to me. :-/

I would have killed for a blanket!

YES!