All the good ones are Burt Reynolds Is My Spirit Guide's!

Dear DrunkExPatWriter,

This seems exactly the kind of guy who buys a wife from Russia on the internet (or I should probably say "rents" a wife, because she would leave his ass the minute her green card became permanent).

Somehow I think dating Katie Holmes might be the closest he ever comes to coming out of the closet.

Wait... is Jamie Foxx not gay? Why did I not know that Jamie Foxx was not gay?

That smile..... gawd!

News?

I know this is not the point of the article, but EVERYONE puts cream cheese on their bagel. What is wrong with you!!!!! Cream Cheese is delish!!

I totally hate myself for this, but yeah... I think she's funny as hell.

Wait, what? Does the Predator Theory state that 9% of men TOTAL? Like, 9% of men are self reported rapists who commit 90% of rapes?

Now you are just trying to bum me out.

I'm so glad that's not a thing anymore. I remember sitting behind a kid with a flat top in math class and I could never see the board. :-/

Well he sounds just charming.

aw man, I remember crying when Aaliyah died. Crying.

I get the impression he is purposely trying to not look horrified. Clearly, the man is capable of empathy.

It must be so awkward to watch Hanna Montana twerking in front of your dad. :-/

I lost respect for her when it became clear that she had no self control over plucking her eyebrows.

She is stunning.

I think it comes down to whether or not you identify first as a woman, and second as a person of color, or visa versa. It's not anyone else's places to tell you how to view yourself, or dictate how the world views you (or should view you, I suppose).