Yes, you take steroids and crush a fuzzy, yellow ball. As a woman, THANK YOU SO MUCH, SERENA, I HAVE SO MUCH MORE RESPECT AT JOB AT A PR CONSULTING FIRM BECAUSE OF YOUR EFFORTS.

I find that distorted Beyonce picture absolutely frightening...it's weird...

I am sad that people that have the means to travel internationally have to be told these things - but not shocked, since a lot of people don't know how to act appropriately in their OWN country. That being said - tourism is a major portion the GDP in many countries - include those that are generally dog-shit poor. …

Well, I mean, he's the O.G., for sure...

The thing that shocks me the most every time one of these sex scandals comes to light is HOW DEEP IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL these dudes will SCRAPE for some strange. Tiger, Cashman, this guy...chasing these busted chicks...I just don't get it. I guess it's quantity over quality??

Oh man, sooooo many people are going to hurt themselves trying this trick (after a few cocktails, of course). And this idea is still WAY better than that spoonful of cinnamon thing...