I think you guys missed the point of this comment. He is saying it looks more like an alligator than crocodile in a implicit way.

I hate the offset joysticks... I did grow up on PS so having them together feels better. I not PC game almost exclusively but I still dislike offset joysticks!

Hahahaa! I do that though, cause I hardly ever use shock... Hell I'd rather corrosive than shock.... Don't know how much benefit slag gives you and everyone knows explosive is pretty boss.

The Russian "high class escort" you think you are getting is actually an Armenia average whore just dressed up with silver sparkle on it. She may look/sound like a high class escort, but underneath all that addition, she is still just a average whore.