You mean like this one?

please tell me you are kidding? i have a large partially wooded lot and people haven’t as yet dumped their stuff in my yard, but the vacant lot next door to me, that i hope to someday buy, gets its share of other people’s dumped yard waste. someone does own that land and is responsible for cleaning up after people who…

You forgot the Doritos.

Meh, it’s about like our video games like Battlefield or COD where we go and fight some shadowy threat in some nameless Asiatic country, but it’s pretty well implied that it is China when they’re screaming at you in Mandarin. Same goes for any random middle eastern country...

Fuck yeah, 360° Noscope!

Get some Mountain…

That method is acceptable and used all the time.

I can still hear my old shop teacher from 8th grade lecturing us about how we shouldn’t use the wrong tool for the job and just do it right the first time.

Or you could use a piece of string.

I’ve had our local HD do some pretty specific cuts and refuse to take tips, though I’ve tried. As a wanna-be DIYer with a small SUV I greatly appreciate that service and am willing to pay for it.

I spent six years working at a Lowe’s (paid my bar tabs through college and part of law school), and a lot of this is good advice. Some minor additions:

You are doing the Lord’s work...

Mister and Misses Watson, of Hull, chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When we called at their house to discuss their habit of not leaving tips, we found they had gone away on two weeks holiday. However, a neighbour told us where they were.

Schadenfreude

I had to quit a job at the Starbucks cafe inside a Barnes and Noble in Deptford NJ. There was a repeat customer who was a psych prof at Rowan U( I think Rowan ) She was such a heinous bitch that I had fantasies about slamming her face into the counter. God never had I met such a miserable person.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

This guy gets fallout

I love how the narrator doesn’t even mess about and just straight up lies to you about your birth.

One of the greatest intros of all time? Possibly. (Just that clip, not so much the cards with narration.)