If you make a point, you are guaranteed to find people disagreeing with you. That is the very definition of controversy. Art that everyone can agree on is boring. Art that is made for the sole purpose to create controversy is equally shallow and, ultimately, predictable.

I miss Sally Draper the most.

Jack Donaghy would kick his ass in a negotiation.

Oprah is a shameless opportunist and it is about time she was called out for it. She preys on society’s most vulnerable members and feeds them consumerist pablum as way to ‘fix’ their problems.

And Oprah, for subjecting us to these fuckwads.

I wish Oprah had also not exploited Lindsay Lohan. I’m really tired of Oprah being treated like a patron saint of America.

Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Maaan, it would be very therapeutic if there was a new season of Drag Race airing right now.

He most definitely has impulse control issues. I watched his doc over the summer and it was clear as a bell that he isn’t wired right. It’s not hard to believe that he tried to run for mayor first instead of dealing with his issues in a productive and realistic way and that very few people were going to stop him from…

I never planned to watch his documentary (my second-hand embarrassment sensors are finely-tuned machines) but finally did in a fit of fury after the email thing last week. And damn. I’d have to say from what it showed, the guy is incapable of self-control or self-preservation, so this seems like a good move. In no way…

I wear a scarf when I fly and cover my mouth and nose with it during flight times. It doesn’t look as paranoid. But I am that person that wipes down their seat with anti-bac wipes and uses their elbows to open/close/use the bathroom on the plane. I haven’t been sick in a few years.

Because these children dress like actually children unlike the kardashian kids who look terribly uncomfortable at all times...

I’ll have you know those aren’t just any pajamas. They’re vucana wool. From a sheep that can only be shorn every 3 years by a blind farmer deep in the woods of Brigadoon.

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…

Shit.... this is hard. Well I guess I would have to say... umm...

Shit.... this is hard. Well I guess I would have to say... umm...

So Univision bought Gawker yesterday for $135 M. For perspective, Denton valued GM at $250 M last year, and Univision recently paid $200 M for 40% of The Onion. Ouch.

Wow, I didn’t even realize it. All I know is the photo in this article made me realize how much I miss Mad Men.

When I was younger, J. Lo was older than me; now I’m older. Cool.