I can't believe people waste Anna Faris's time asking about baby weight when they could be talking to her about what Christ Pratt's *penis feel like.

I love Britney Spears past the point of irony into hopeless, hopeless, desperate adoration.

Looks are not everything. Double standards, on the other hand...

Anyone who doesn't like some old school rap at least has to be deaf or racist. Come on.

My pleasure! I'm glad that you're going to give kettlebells and TRX a shot. I think you'll enjoy them — they are very interesting, creative, and fun ways to work out. I am well familiar with "functional training," which is more a different attitude towards exercise than anything else, that you should be able to…

I love to talk shop and help people learn about exercise! It is basically my favorite thing in the world. Plus, most sources of information about exercise that are meant for women to read are just not very helpful, so I love to help fill in the blanks.

I love polka dots too.

i don't even know what that means.

I kind of love that she was using "fucked up hillbilly" as a compliment.

Not possible; Beyonce's bathing suits are custom made and hand sewn by expert mermaid craftsmen, who live deep below the ocean's surface in an undisclosed location. It's impossible to get a duplicate. You can try, but even Rihanna couldn't get one.

Not trolling. Not by a long shot. Truth is that I find that neverending quest for looks perfection to be so trite and boring and those who seek it only suffer disappointment in the end.
Now give me a certain amount of imperfection and I'm instantly interested. Hope that isn't too weird.

This is so ignorant that it's literally painful to read.

I think he also admires them...in a very condescending way that doesn't stop to take into account that these are actual people who probably aren't that much better or worse than the ones he knows. Some of them are probably saints, but there are also victimizers and abusers and jackholes there as well, as well as a…

Mark Twain: the more i get to people, the more i like my dog! LOL

Yes, but fuckable is hardly an achievement.

Seriously- who does the header artwork for these articles? This isn't just some oddly specific stock photo service?

Exactly! I was just scrolling through wondering where all the funny went and who half these people are.

I take solace in the fact that we now know for a fact that we have a worthy successor waiting to take over the host's chair when Stewart decides to hang it up.

I thought of this, from Bossypants:

I know. This is going to be a difficult day for us all.