“Sadly, the Shuttle Program would turn out to be more of a very expensive anchor that would keep mankind stuck in orbit for decades than a economical space plane that could facilitate exploration beyond earth’s orbit.” Incorrect. You need to research the unclassified Shuttle program accomplishments. No need to even up…

Or while at Ole Miss, told people they would have to carry him out of there in a pine box.. then two days later left for Auburn?

(George Costanza voice): Remember, it’s not really stealing if you don’t give it to them in the first place.

It does seem pretty signifant until you get a whiff of the “Fake Plastic Trees” glue gun.

The infographic was saved as a jpeg when it should have been png...

I'll just copy and paste what I wrote on Gawker:

No lady, not in my house....literally my house, I never left after Katrina.

Love him. He's always brutally honest. Also...carrying on my own pointless tradition whenever he's the subject of a DS post; I MISS JOE.

I just hope you are going to the store when it's completely dead; I know that if I see you paying your bill of $10 in nickels while I'm waiting to use a self-checkout to get a soda and some TP I'll be mighty miffed.

FOR WOMEN

The truth is that anything you can make a living at is a "real job," no matter how strange or off-putting it is. My real job is writing about phones and video games on the Internet all day. I make enough to get by, and more than I might otherwise be making in another with my education and experience.

♫ Ground Control to Major Frog

Back in the day, my roommates and I used to have a game where we would take Carrie Fisher's lines in Return of the Jedi and try to work in as many references to coke as possible.

Two Words: Khan Academy.