Invite patients in to participate in a research trial in which they'll receive a free colonoscopy. Once you're in there, tell them you've just found a rectal carcinoma. In reality, they don't have rectal carcinoma, and the 'colonoscope' you're using is a simple bulb that measures pressure within the rectal vault.…

Millions of other people hold the opinion that McDonald's is great food too.

I really appreciated this. I lived under a similar situation for a year. The couple enjoyed getting their moisture-style touches on at 6am... on the weekends. I would wake up from the most overtly erotic dream, and my conscious would slowly realize that it was because of what I was hearing occur ~9 feet over my head.…

Sean Bean and Aaron Eckhart laugh at your foolish 'science'. (trying to post their comparison shot just gave me a big broken link dammit, so here you go: https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/212049…)

That's... a remarkably good way of putting it. Wow!

Thank you. Halfway through reading the above post I stopped and thought 'this information is completely worthless without a map showing the male half of the study'. With both pieces, its actually really interesting (and more than a little shocking).

Fine then, to the original French version!

She's going much too fast... give her a copy of In Search of Lost Time. That'll slow her down!

You made me curious, so I went and had a look, and oh god the Stage Assistant job too. They specifically state that its this guy's job to perform CPR if there is a medical emergency on the set. I know that chronic viagra use is risky, but if heart attacks happen so often that you have to have dedicated CPR techs on…

I think the fact that his last two girlfriends were underage was key. It seems quite possible that younger and less experienced females were less likely to be aware of the fact that the sex was bad.

Ok when he showed his signed copy of A Feast for Crows, and then complained about waiting six years for A Dance with Dragons, it got really personal. I was so proud of that signed copy when I first got it too, and then over the next six years it went from pride to embarrassment to disgust.

To be fair, the prior day he tried to put up on the sign:

I have a DNA and I love it. I've played with my room mate's RAZR and it isn't bad, but it doesn't hold up to the DNA at all. The only thing about the RAZR that is better is the battery life, and honestly the DNA battery life isn't half bad, especially with the aid of a battery monitor app.

A fool and money are easily parted.

I see Jezebel got the Gawker media memo to push the glass hate angle a bit more.

Wearing that T-shirt makes you an immediate target, you'd better watch out for rampaging South Africans.

My girlfriend made a *very* disapproving noise during the scene when Glenn took the ring (and fingers) off of the zombie. I don't think she was ok with it.

Looked like a grenade launcher to me... all that time with Max Payne making me an expert clearly. Still... explosions!

If a wound is deep enough to damage large vessels, more intervention is needed beyond what this gel does. But even in that case it would be useful, as creating a secure plug to stem blood loss while transporting an injured individual to a surgeon is extremely valuable. The importance of applying pressure to a wound is…

GRRM is not anyone's bitch (well, maybe HBO's now... I haven't seen that contract). By writing the first couple of novels in this series, he in no way made a contract with his readers that he would finish the series. He can do whatever he likes, including finish the series with an online webpage titled 'BOOK SEVEN, IT…

Where my gerunds at?