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I’m a Jezebel, not gizmodo in the slightest. But I've read everything you've written about this. I'm blown away by the amount of work and the quality of your work. You deserve all the kudos in the world for what you are doing, and how you are doing it. I love your writing, I love your analytical and scientific…

Canada: putting the second “U” in humourless since 1867.

Oh God. As a Canadian, I am ashamed that these people took your article serious enough to actually respond to you, let alone to be offended by it. People without a sense of humour make me sad.

Ladies and gentlemen, statistical analysis from an MMA fan.

You should go use Canada’s superior healthcare system to cure that butthurt.

That’s badass.

Whereas Ted Williams is probably the coolest.

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

Berkley and her parents were also disqualified from last month’s Nap-A-Thon due to a violation of the Tuck Rule.

I’m Milo

Greinke got seven pitches called strikes that were well outside of the strike-zone on his right side (the RHB box), including the first strike to Harper, so maybe it’s a little myopic to assume that Harper was only grumbling about the 3-1 pitch?

You know who else lost a family feud? Odin Lloyd.

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Think he has figured out the simile about him in the woods, yet?

Bear: [throws stone]

If a kicker Tweets in the forest, does it make a sound?

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

In addition to the new rules, if they hit a ball that beams Berman in the face and leaves him bloodied, the entirety of the US national debt will be ceremoniously wiped out.