Crabogiale Fuck. Jameis Winston's alter ego.

Can someone tell me why they/he would decide to have surgery right before the season start rather than at the end of last season? I've seen this on other occasions and always chaulked it up to the player/team thinking that rest would fix things. But in this case (and probably others), how could they not know the…

Or maybe just go to an Olympic sized rink and end all of the foolishness. 5 on 5 will open up, 4 on 4 will open up and when shootouts happen, that will be fine.

Look like someone finally informed him that you can tweet in a tie.

Some comments just win the internet. This is won of them.

I grimaced watching that.

That look is a composite of all 32 owners in one face. Call him a fallguy, puppet, ass wrangler, corn hole licker, butt pucker, or smarmy ginger fuck... or any other name you can think of and you are absolutely correct. 44 million to be the gimp-douche boy is probably worth it unfortunately.

Pot calling the shrub green.

Or just make potatoes. Tastes better and easier. I've tried many different "mashed" cauliflower recipes and they all are lacking. Cauliflower is fine raw or in a salad, but if you are going to cook it, my favorite way is to grease it up with some olive oil and coat it in nutritional yeast before baking it at 400…

No, Lite beer gives a shotgun blast with a spackling pattern on the back of the toilet bowl, while Ice beer is more of a pissing out of your ass feeling... over and over and over all day accompanied by stomach cramps and a sharp headache. A normal person will go back to a Lite beer, but only a seasoned alcoholic or…

I have never seen Ryen Russillo before. I pictured him as a black dude.

...the Colts are shotgun-spraying free agency.

Swedish basketball players....

I'm pretty sure that was Lemon trying to call the strawman yellow... and it went as well for him as this shitty joke.

I keep getting older and he stays the same age.

A perfect spherical troll. It drives spherical truthers nuts, sits like it's on a tee and doesn't roll.

A perfect spherical troll. It drives spherical truthers nuts, sits like it's on a tee and doesn't roll.

Tick, tack, toe.

You should have just gone up, snatched the mic from the poor soul on stage and pointed it at the replay. Once over, turn and give the guy a death stare, drop the mic and bust out the front door.

Maybe a dumb questions, maybe one a Blues fan can answer, but what is the crossed arms thing? The announcer calls it, "As Jackman gives it the classic jacks crossed arms."

I prefer the serious type.