Spoken like someone who has tried it once.

As is watching them. Apparently. When you think about it, it really is not much different than watching grown men throw a ball around, slap a puck or beat the shit out of each other.

I checked the comments for this. Thank you.

Just like your comment.

When I go to Spring Training, I will do everything I can to be the best player...

I'm pretty sure that a man talking to girls on Twitter makes him inadequate at best and a pedophile at worst.

So a globe trotter?

Wow. That's some serious shit. I will never ride a motorcycle to strip club ever again.

Damn, that must have been an expensive wait. Even in '98 those cokes were probably five bucks a pop.

I thought the fireplace was in the front.

The announcer obviously doesn't know dodgeball. He keeps calling Gronk "Mark Marquardt". Idiot.

He should have passed away a couple years ago, but he cheated death too.

All that proves is that a ball in hand is better than two in the bush.

I only came in here to find and star this comment.

I only came in here to find and star this comment.

He would crush the polls by virtue of getting folks to vote who would otherwise not even consider it. The Ventura effect. But, I do agree with the second half of your statement that it would be a bitch for him to work with all the stiffs that he ripped over the years. It would be like an intelligent Colin Cowherd…

Rules. Lots and lots of rules.

but we should really be thankful that this all goes down in secret.

For the inadequate man... Quick, Jolie needs to post a primer on opening jars.

For the inadequate man... Quick, Jolie needs to post a primer on opening jars.