I drove various early 2000 Accents for more time than I should. The Crosstrek feels balls slow. Pretty sure my Wrangler would smoke one in a drag race.

Are you 80?

Cayenne shares a chassis with the very competent Touareg.

Juuuuust guessing but one of the richest men in the world likely came up with a way to fear him into not continuing and taking responsibility.

So, you mean fucking Tesla shouldn’t enable it until it has been certified by multiple third parties or at least a government agency that can validate it’s functionality? Their claims when announcing it and selling it are very different than what it can do. “IT CAN DRIVE ITSELF” small print “only on highways in clear…

Maybe, just maybe, their retard megalomaniac psychopath CEO should stop talking about it like it can literally self drive when it literally can’t.

um, yes.

Elon Musk is an idiot because he keeps talking about it like it can literally drive your car for you.

It couldn’t possibly be because fucktard Elon Musk is over selling it and people are too retarded to not only believe it but ignore that it’s not going right when it’s not doing what it’s supposed to do. It literally should not be a feature until it meets a certain degree of accuracy. It hasn’t reached it. There…

So why the fuck did you waste your time

Because...it was heavier than the vehicle it was based on?

Have you ever off roaded? The more narrow frame opens it to more trails than H1? The fiberglass hood doesn’t have to be that rigid because it will never top 70 mph. 100k miles is not remotely high unless it’s beat to fuck. Every car in the era was plastic as all hell. Most SUVs when it debuted weren’t beating 16 mpg.

How often do you change chain guides...

They very well could but it would be fleet sales only.

Except things like safety, efficiency, and the ability to actually seat more than two adults.

Knock the price down a few hundred and I’d give it a nice price.

I assume because he realizes they should be making beast miatas and a new rotary instead of a hacked together FWD car that costs too much.

If it happens it will be a turbo but the rest of their statement smells of donkey shit

that sounds retardedly expensive for a cookie cutter tune

That MG is too close for me to not attempt to buy it. I have too many childhood memories in that damn near identical car in that same color. Fuck you jalopnik.