If they could somehow carry over their MPG track record to Calories Per Mile on a bicycle, they could sell the world's greatest weight loss machines. Which would be ironic considering how portly their cars are. (I kid, I kid. Mostly.)

Another vote for Mustangs. They're runner-up to Wrangler as the Erector Set of cars.

I don't think that's a window, but yeah, this reminds me how much I wish they still made coupes with opera windows.

You actually don't need to specify a year range for the Malibu. Has it ever been not shitty?

Four Banger of the Apocalypse ST

Pretty much this. I don't know if I would buy a non-V8 Stang, but if I got the four banger I would immediately dental floss those ecoboost badges off and slap on SVO.

Can we all please make this Jason's highest rated comment?

Do you really think that the sense of "touched her" meant in the prior post was "physically made contact with her"? Or are you equating grabbing the foot of someone kicking you in the crotch with slapping, shoving or kicking? Because when I read "had even touched her" I interpreted it as "if he had reciprocated,…

Seriously?

I guess we don't have evidence of "abusive," since that connotes a pattern of behavior, but Solange is clearly a physically violent person, since she is a person being physically violent in this video.

For New York, it really depends on how you read the question. I'd say the New York car, meaning the car I see and think "ah, New York", would be the Crown Vic, or really any Panther platform Ford. They're on the streets as yellow cabs, police cars, town cars (in LTC form) and even the odd Grand Marquis.

I prefer it with the badge. The only practical reason I can think for it is that, in a lot of iterations of the site, the search for car reviews brings up a list of headlines paired with their image, so the badge in the image turns it into a list of ratings.

I think this is what humor looks like after passing through a German mind? I'm very confused.

God, that is so sad.

I'm aware of that. I'm also aware that on my morning and evening commutes, approximately 99% of drivers are exceeding the speed limit by at least 5 mph, when traffic allows. 100% of moving police cars are exceeding the speed limit too, by the way, and not because they're in pursuit of nefarious speeders. Maybe you…

I'm not sure why you're telling me this. I'm not here to say that Tailgating Is Great, Get Over It or anything of that nature. There are plenty of people who tailgate purely because they're dumb and bad drivers.

Oh no, breaking the totally sacrosanct speed limit laws. Can you imagine the rampant criminality of a society that would tolerate such behavior?

What is your field?

That is bad driving on their part.

So your objection to the simplest, most basic rule of highway driving is that sometimes you pass endless convoys of tractor trailers riding nose on tail on unending inclines and, as you are shooting past this possible 5th column at 25 mph over the speed limit as the trucks do 10 mph under, a speed demon is riding…