Anything that causes you to slam on your brakes. There is nothing more embarrassing than realizing that you should have started breaking fifteen seconds ago, and now need to stop immediately. This is embarrassing not only because you feel like an asshole for having nearly hit someone/run a red light/wrecked your…

So your answer is "Drive while unbelievably baked"?

No, they voted for a different car than I voted for and therefore everything bad I believe and/or say about them is true and I hope all the bad things in the world happen to them and only to them!

It is now!

I'm more confused by the unsmoked fog lights. Why darken the headlights if you're not going to match it down below?

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I must return home. My people need me.

AIDS-free sex is like EA's DLC? Too close to home guys.

More like no one puts Foxbody Mustang in a corner. Because of the live rear axle. Seriously, it's just irresponsible!

I have no idea what you think you're saying. The entire controversy here is that this guy is allowed to call his organization whatever he wants, and he's choosing to continue using a name that is a racial slur. Now he has founded a charity in an apparent attempt to make up for the fact that his team is named after a…

What about Putin is being satirized by pretending he submitted racist caricatures? That's the missing link. Colbert is clearly pointing out the racism of the Washington Redskins; the Belgian newspaper is probably just getting a couple of yucks from racist drawings of the first couple, and maybe throwing a gentle…

The name of their foundation is ridiculous because the name of their team is the Placename Racial Slurs, not because branding is inappropriate.

I've never heard of "pushing someone off a cliff in self defense," so I'm going to go ahead and say it's not possible he deserved to be murdered.

Can someone please make a "tipping intensifies" gif with the fat riddler. Thanks in advance.

Okay, that solves one quandary and raises another: what in god's name is that silly button doing where the parking brake should be?

Why is this car missing a pedal?

My infotainment system consists of:

I hate negativity, so I'm going to focus on the nice parts of this car's design. The landscape that it's in front of appears to be probably kind of pretty in a better picture if you can ignore the hideous fucking fugmobile near it. Thankfully, the car is so ugly you avert your eyes by instinct.

They did not specify whether the bag is in or out of the box. I feel like this could have swayed some votes.

RWD 4 banger w/ 2-speed planetary or gtfo, young 'uns.