Truth. She can't squat that weight (which is crazy, because a reasonably fit octogenarian could squat that weight), which is why she shakes at the bottom of the squat and can't get parallel, let alone below parallel or ATG.

Jesus that is utterly freakish. When will people learn to hold their phones landscape when they film?

I don't know about that last part. Given how wavy and undulating parts of the FDR, Harlem River Drive, BQE, West Side Highway et cetera have become this winter, traction control steals power from my wheels two or three times a trip. Bring on the flying car mode.

If that's supposed to be J Lo, the way to get that ass is photoshop. Because I've seen pictures of Lopez, and unless that's some recent surgery, her ass doesn't look anything like that.

That happens all the time.

This is not accurate. Property taxes form only about 27% of the city's budget (http://www.ibo.nyc.ny.us/iboreports/und…) and are not apportioned by neighborhood.

OP delivers.

Deadspin is leaking.

I was going to say, "When did Ta-Nehisi Coates start writing for Deadspin?"

The scariest takeaway from this is that people still believe the hyperventilating bullshit written on xoJane.

I'm not apologizing. Although you didn't get it from the article, you did call what he wrote "talking shit." Which is true only if you've cultivated your thinness of skin to maximize your ability to be absolutely OFFENDED at all opportunities.

Oh sorry, it was the Gawker write-up that characterized the following as slander:

Did you read the article or just the Jezebel write-up?

We Americans would have the same policy if we cared enough about other countries to know which of our castoffs had been elevated to celebrity status elsewhere. We're still shocked that anyone discovered that David Hasslehoff had a career in Germany.

It's just like "station wagon" or "estate car". It's descended from older vehicles that were used for what they sound like. Station wagons were for getting people from the train station and bringing them somewhere. Estate cars were for your country home (if you were wealthy enough to have one). Shooting brakes…

Oh Christ, we finally get a brown (maybe manual, diesel) shooting brake and the first thing you do is try to out carhipster Volvo? What's next? I only take candy-striped orange and green (pastel shades only, plz) shooting brakes with landau-style faux leather from the B-pillars back and diagonal drivetrains that…

Thanks for noticing the interior detailing and all surface shampooing! Most people miss the little things and just run straight to their lawyer.

I don't know what Jalopnik you read, but the one I read has had a love affair with domestics lately. Mostly because the domestics have been unbelievably ass-kicking lately.