the people who are most eager to defend a child molester hold up the facts like it's some kind of fucking shield that magically absolves Allen of any wrong doing.

Huh, well TIL.

I constantly forget that Subaru makes sedans because why would anyone buy the non-wagon version of a Legacy?

Can confirm as fellow New Yorker that no sorting will be required: all swans return home to hell upon death.

Thank you for clearing up the obvious grammatical confusion above and best of luck recouping the premium you paid on that car through higher mileage. As a frequent reader of this site, you will know that all jalops are ideologically opposed to electric/hybrid cars of every make and model, and don't heap special scorn…

You are wrong and you should feel bad about wasting everyone's time with this bullshit.

The formal plural of Prius is actually "pretentious electric shitboxes." Priiiiiiiii is just short for that.

Looks like an off-brand big box store. Wal-Mart without the class.

Myth Busted: Priiiiiii never spin tires.

Usually referred to as "the Americas." "America," singular, denotes the United States of America.

Jack Nicholson as the Joker as The Vice President.

You are begging the question. You can't just assert that it's just as bad in the U.S. and then, as support, say "there is surely no shortage of brutal, random gang rapes in the US or in any country." There is a lot of rape in the U.S.—and any amount of rape is a problem—but it's not even in the same ballpark as…

That's a cop out. The U.S. has a problematic gun culture, and we have an unbelievable number of mass shootings—i.e. more than zero—but it's not even in the same ballpark as Indian rape. Every country has bad things happening and social problems; it does not follow that every country has something as fucked up as…

Yes, that's it. If you're afraid of talking to a man in a crowded public space, you have a problem that you need to deal with. I could understand this more if you were talking about empty or nearly empty subway cars, but when the car isn't completely packed, this isn't even an issue. You're a grown woman: use your…

That may be the lesson you draw, but that is certainly not the lesson drawn by the author of the linked site. From her FAQ:

"Why should I have to ask?"

I wasn't even able to view comments on Jalopnik after the switch yesterday. I could post new comments, but not reply to anything, because I couldn't see anything. I also couldn't see replies to my comment until today.

Does Gawker Media intentionally break the commenting system, or is it just that every time they intentionally make it worse, they accidentally overshoot and shut the whole thing down?

Sup photoshop.

What do you want, a fucking cookie for it? Look, you're probably right—men are dosed with levels of testosterone that normal women do not experience, and that can amp up our emotional and sexual response like crazy. I have felt that. You get zero points for not acting like a douchebag in the face of that. None…