I hear you, and I share your views on the autotragic. I also love Mustangs and try desperately to see the good in the Mustang II, which saved the nameplate from a lacunae and has allowed subsequent generations of Mustang owners to lord it over Camaro owners who haven't even been able to keep their favorite car in…

Counterpoint: that stick was in a 2900 lb Mustang II hooked up to an engine putting out 134 horsepower for a theoretical 0-60 time of 9.7 seconds. In a car with Shelby's name on it. On this day, I do not understand Jalopnik.

Deeply rusted.

Sight unseen I'm going to assume that the only reason people are not voting CP immediately is that they're figuring out if they can part the car out for more than its sale price.

He also sells more and spawned an enormously profitable movie franchise. So there might be a non-dick difference there.

It's not. It's because they're predictable, trivial, unrealistic, and a host of other bad things. They're also enjoyable for people who are into that sort of thing, the same way that military science fiction and romance novels are enjoyable for the people into those sorts of things. But they're not good books any…

Oh, now I understand your question. Windshields are laminated, all other windows (side and back) are tempered. The front windshield will not break the same way the side ones will. The front window will kind of stick together, while the side windows will go all beady, the way they did in the video.

Apparently a hairsbreadth from INTJ though.

The windows on your car are always safety glass. All of them.

This is a terrible idea. Your self-selected group of real names would (a) self censor like crazy because the internet is forever and (b) be vulnerable to all kinds of shenanigans. If everyone has to do it, then it would require a hugely invasive, expensive and technically difficult regulation that would decimate the…

That really drives home how fucking awful the predator mouth is.

The Lexus Butterface.

You couldn't even think about spending money on the cosmetics until you had done something about that mill. That HP number is just embarrassing.

Alan Mulally does not "hoon" cars. He is a connoisseur, a gentleman a man of refinement.

Except Kathryn Bigelow doesn't really fit into that list. She is a solid director—and the Hurt Locker was good to great—but she's not exactly working outside the box aside from the fact that she's a woman.

So, his run of The Aviator, The Departed, Shutter Island, Hugo and The Wolf of Wall Street is not as good as Marie Antoinette, Somewhere and the Bling Ring? If you want to push the window a little, you can tack Lost in Translation on for Coppola and Gangs of New York for Scorcese.

A person who is 100 lbs overweight is not going to do much of anything, statistically speaking. They're certainly not going to run for 90 minutes. Probably not for 10 minutes. They're also unlikely to build pound upon pound of lean muscle. They will probably be able to walk for half an hour, though.

Let me get this straight: you would bump Sofia Coppola over Martin Scorcese and David O. Russell in a ranking of active directors?

This is ridiculous. Scorcese gave a list of fantastic directors while encouraging his daughter to go into the industry, and you ask whether he's just as misogynistic as the human trainwreck that is Brett Easton Ellis.

When I was younger I preferred Fartcan Ground Effects Illustrated. For the import enthusiast.