So it's our fault for not firing you and moving Greenland into your place when you failed to guard the maple syrup? Seriously, we're not only freezing to death here, we're also eating fucking corn syrup on our pancakes.

Also, why are you named after the third least-interesting GoT POV character?

Canada, you weren't paying attention. This is your fault for not sufficiently warming up the air. Your only job is to exist between us and these inhumanely cold temperatures as a buffer. You only had one job, Canada, and you blew it.

Over 300 million people in a country that stretches from ocean to ocean, most of whom do not even have passports, let alone occasion to use them, are already familiar with a system that was good enough to send men to the moon and back.

Weed is like the only drug not measured in metric in this country. If we legalize cocaine, then everyone is going to get familiar with how much a kilo is.

-44F is -42C. So you might understand it, just a little.

Digger is clearly a former lover of the Viper.

• Hideous paint job

Piling on, but this is bullshit and is really unhelpful to the discussion of women in the military. Denying science and observable reality in service of an ideology is noxious whether that ideology is theocratic fundamentalism or feminism. To be clear, I'm not equating those—feminism is a good thing—but you are in…

MORE GRILLE! SMALLER WINDOWS!

FUCK IT, JUST MAKE THE ENTIRE FRONT OF THE CAR HONEYCOMB GRILLE LIKE IT'S AN ELECTRIC RAZOR.

And then never change their tires, because they've got no idea that tires are important and no reason to bring them to a tire shop.

As I said in another comment, based on their decision to tear out and burn their car seats for warmth, and then burn their entire car, I'm going to go ahead and bet either possession or distribution of methamphetamine.

Hand to god the first few times I scrolled past this I thought it was a concept render of the next Fusion.

So, meth has made it to the frozen north, I see.

I DD an '02 Mustang GT. I put snow tires on it when winter begins, because I am not suicidal. When it snows—even when it snows pretty hard—I drive more or less normally. I keep it maybe 10 mph slower than I would if conditions were better, take some curves a little slower, keep a little more buffer in front of me,…

One of the interesting things about climate change is the unexpected ways that it is affecting the world. It wouldn't surprise me at all if, while the world got hotter on average, Britain and western Europe actually got colder. If you look at their temperatures right now, they're actually anomalously high, given…

I learned how to: Weld a rusted battery tray, trick my car into passing it's own emissions test, replace both lower control arms and balljoints, the brake pads in a timely and responsible manner (sorta). I also did the cambelt, water pump and alternator belt. Next year I'll probably have to do the PAS pump, gearbox…

Neutral: I nominate "Chryst". Surefire way to boost sales all across the American south.