This product is horrible, in no small part because it turns passengers against each other when the real villains are the airlines that corrals us into inhumanely small seats.

I'm just going to leave this right here:

This may be the most Volvo driver comment of all time. "The exhaust fell off your car? AND YOU STOPPED DRIVING IT? WHERE IS YOUR DEDICATION? THIS IS WHY JUNKYARDS EXIST!!!"

I know anecdote is not the singular of data, but there are some pretty high-profile examples of men with notably high voices who were also very commanding. Patton and Lincoln, for example, both had relatively high pitched voices. I think there's probably more to it than just pitch—enunciation, cadence, volume, that…

Yeah, that's too bad.

Lack of a sense of humor is a clear sign that you're a vegetarian. It's probably from some dietary deficiency :(

Saying "Man, someone sure is a dumb asshole" isn't necessarily an insult. I might be talking about someone else. I might even be referring to myself! There's really no indication whom I talking about. The person I'm talking about might not even be the author of the post I'm responding to. It's totally possible…

This, a thousand times this. I hesitate to compare her to Munn, though, because I think Williams is actually one of the strongest all around, from the ground up correspondents of all time, not just "best new lady minority" or whatever. She really hit the ground running, which a lot of correspondents have trouble…

Uninterested

I starred this because I'm 100% on-board with making fun of vegetarians. That's why everyone else starred it too, right? Okay, good, let's get started.

I still don't understand how my suggestion of "Unaffordablue" was not instantly and unanimously selected.

I'm not even sure that Wahlberg was responding directly to Cruise. I don't know, maybe the rest of the world is more plugged in to what celebrities say at these things, but the only reason either statement has come to my attention is that Gawker put the two side by side, and the only reason they did that is to make…

It makes sense in the context of the time. On Sept. 10, 2001, the paradigm for plane hijacking was: step 1: idiots hijack plane, step 2: idiots sit on runway making ridiculous demands and threatening passengers, step 3: idiots eventually give up or get shot in the head by special forces. At least, that was the…

Please someone photoshop this on a Chrysler 300.

Of all possible wrong answers this is the wrongest. God bless Mazda for making fun cars and for being practically the only automaker willing to have their cars look happy instead of angry or brooding. Grill design is like Reservoir Dogs without Joe Cabot to hand out colors.

Sprayers pumped out billions of pounds of fertilizer, some of which seeped into drinking water, contaminated rivers and worsened the huge dead zone in the Gulf of Mexico where marine life can't survive. The consequences are so severe that environmentalists and many scientists have now rejected corn-based ethanol as…

Bad taste.

I don't know why this months-old post continues to generate responses, but you either didn't watch the video or didn't get it. One of the premises, verifiable by watching any highway for any amount of time, is that posted speed limits do not lower speeds for all—or even most—cars. Assuming that it is speed…

You don't generally see Cougars so much as you see what Cougars have done. For example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_f…

Well, who honestly talks about mustangs that go cloppity clop? I'm not even sure that many people realize that it's an American breed of horse.