If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

Or alternately “Thermaltake’s How to Train Your Virgin”

Front fell off:

The official shoe of H2Oi:

I see no reason why you shouldn’t.

Can I still find fuel and grease?

*Comes to this thread to find Panthers.*

Now they over exagerated the cant, but that is the proper technique to fire a rifle while wearing a pro-mask.

Psh. Whatever.

I know idiots will never go out of style, but it’s goddamn 2015...hold your phone in landscape, you mouthbreathers!

Clearly his mistake was not flooring it more. No way that stump can catch up if you’re accelerating to top speed.

BOOM. Lawyered.

Except when that pickup truck is completely worn out, the 797F will barely be to it’s first scheduled service. 80,000 economic life. 20,000 hour for major service. Most road vehicles barely even see 4000 hours. And of you’re digging up shale oil, this truck pays for itself in about a week.

Can we crowd fund to get Doug to roll over the Hummer with one of these at the end of the summer?

Okay.

That actually was not the worst thing in the world.

More like this.

OMG, nailed it! Confirmed, not angry.