BOOM. Lawyered.

Except when that pickup truck is completely worn out, the 797F will barely be to it’s first scheduled service. 80,000 economic life. 20,000 hour for major service. Most road vehicles barely even see 4000 hours. And of you’re digging up shale oil, this truck pays for itself in about a week.

Can we crowd fund to get Doug to roll over the Hummer with one of these at the end of the summer?

Okay.

That actually was not the worst thing in the world.

More like this.

Jake the dog from Adventure Time.
The 4runner is Jake when he’s angry, pic for proof:

OMG, nailed it! Confirmed, not angry.

Pissed off truck is pissed off.

If this is for real, it’s stupid. If it’s fake, it’s still stupid.

I want to jam a tree branch into one of the wheels on his bike, then when he falls, I want to knee him in the nuts. What a dickbag. I hope he trips on a Yugo.

Let us know what you decipher from the screen in the comments section below.

baaaaa

eh. Illegal doesn't mean wrong. And if they help me see a deer that's about to run into the road, I'm all for it. Do you live in a city? Because there are there magical places out there where you can drive for miles and miles without seeing another human being, or even evidence of human beings other than the road. And…

I love Top Gear and I love Clarkson, but he fucking punched a coworker. That is absolutely grounds for firing, in any organization. I hope Top Gear stays, but I won't be angry if it doesn't.

Please vanish from the public eye Mr. Clarkson. You appear to be a terrible human being.