You should really give KOTOR 2 another try. It is one of my favorite games of all time, especially with the restored content mod that replaces a lot of content that the dev team didn’t have time to implement due to a rushed production schedule.

So since I’ll never play this game, tell me what the big reveal is that makes you lose sympathy with Lorraine.

Yeah but it’s a terrible solo game. I played for like 15 minutes and it felt like a shitty MMO. Graphics and mechanics worse than KOTOR 2 a decade ago. This update can’t change that; if and when they make a proper KOTOR 3 I’ll be all over that shit.

The dude was 21 at the time? Fuck him. I have a little bit of sympathy for 15 year old kids doing this shit because everyone is an idiot at 15, but he was way the hell too old to not realize how dangerous this was.

Maybe this is common knowledge— I don’t have a good sense of how much the kids today know their ancient history— but the “Super” part of the title distinguishes the game from an earlier game called simply Mario Brothers, which featured Mario and Luigi running around, if I remember correctly, a sewer, trying to clear…

“For example, if someone’s will and testament wants to give a toddler a car, that’s just not going to happen, because toddlers can’t own cars (except the Matchbox variety). “

Seriously, “the little bugger”? I’m not even particularly sensitive by internet standards but that is offensive as hell.

That seems to be the implication. Or maybe it’s ok if the IPs are just cashing in on the name?

This is actually sorely needed in Skyrim. I remember how odd it was to have NPCs killed by random dragons and then no one ever mentions them.

Good for him. The guy can do serious drama when he needs to— ever see The Station Agent? Let him have fun with it.

They’re leaving so much money on the table not making a proper KOTOR 3. I would buy the hell out of that but I do not do MMOs.

I played it once in Paris. Perhaps TMI but my most vivid memory of the experience is of my balls sliding up into my body as I was flipped upside down.

R360, right? That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this article.

The Supreme Court of Youtube affirms.

That is basically the First Amendment.

SHUT UP YOU’LL RUIN EVERYTHING!

Really, that’s the best you’ve got? You are beyond self-parody. You’re a self-absurdist.

Wow, way to be even more irrational than anti-vaxxers. Autism is a serious disorder. It’s not hating anyone to say that if vaccines cause that, we should avoid them. They don’t, but your argument is absurd.

Seems like a perfectly reasonable lawsuit to me. There was no imminent threat, and no obvious reason to cancel the reception. A gun went off once, then the wedding happened— clearly this was not an active shooter situation. How much do you think it costs to reserve the damn Waldorf for a reception?

I got one for my birthday, on October 3, 1991. That 6-week wait ranks among the longest of my life.