"Yeah, poor woman. Real embarrassing for that to happen to you on TV. Mm-hm."

"Hide the Midget" is what my ex-wife used to call our semi-annual sexual encounters.

I can't not hear this song when people show that gif. Thanks, YTMND.

Richard Karn does not appreciate being spoken to like that.

Wait, so you get flagged if you throw the ball 60 yards? Chad Pennington's career is starting to make a lot more sense now.

I wonder if there'll be a WINE for phones. Just run whatever you want, eff all this OS noise.

It's probably not the car dealership that will end up paying this. These kind of contests are nearly always handled through insurance companies that specialize in stuff like this. They calculate the likelihood of the event actually happening and if so, the financial windfall, and charge for the insurance based on…

Nice to see Peter Carroll helping people get free cars again.

Bad ownership, trading a small but intense downtown arena for a big barn in the middle of nowhere, lack of success on the ice, apparent financial problems, transient fan base who is not willing to drive to said big barn in the middle of nowhere, too many other things to do in year-round 80 degree weather, culture that…

I can only speak from my experience, but this story kind of reeks of bullshit to me. I was at this game. As a Lions, fan I can honestly say I experienced nothing worse than playful ribbing from ANY Eagles fan at this game and afterwards at bars, etc. with my Lions gear still on. Possible this guy ran into the wrong…

Another horrible example of white-on-white-in-white crime.

God, I am so sick of these stories just because of some Eagles fans throwing snowballs at Santa over 40 years ago!

Such storm. Much lightning. Wow. So scared.

You mean?

And without toes, so...

Dempsey still has to have the edge, he did it with the old school straight on style. Much harder to generate the power and accuracy that way.

Riley Cooper is really playing well with all this white powder.

Now THOSE are fans. Kudos.

So he has a very particular set of skills? Skills he has acquired over a very long career? Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you?