Harvey put a few "dents" in the myth of the Savvy New Yorker. +2face

Oh, trust me, I know! I'm going to selfishly say that EA got smart and read my 2-year-old comment on Kotaku and got their shit together. hahaha

Fun and all, but third base is wide open.

Did Nick Swisher sleep with the third base foul line's wife, or what?

Alternatively, if you want to see the Marlins tank, just watch them play.

It makes me sad that I had to come all the way down here to find someone who maybe didn't think Westermark was the worst human being in the world (one person even went ahead and compared him to Hitler!) for saying something that pretty clearly had no malice intended. Was it dumb and insensitive? Sure. Dumbness and…

Run, field, throw, shit for power, shit for average. I'm a five-stool player.

In Philadelphia that's battery.

Gabriel... You got a little... a little something... yeah... right there... no... almost got it... Nope. Not quite. OHMIGOD THE ENTIRE SIDE OF YOUR FACE IS MISSING.

Good to see Statler & Waldorf moved on from the theater to the bowling alley.

nhlpa 93 flashback. go sens.